Currently Listening Gto: Great Teacher Onizuka By Original Soundtrack hitori no yoru see related

I'M BACK!!!!

ALRIGHT!!!... guess whos back from hibernation... it's me yah smelly yet lovable jonah!!! ^_^

thats right mofos i've finished exams and you cant do anything bout it!!! IM FREEEEEE.... free to do what i want.. any old time... ^_^ hehehehehe and yeah knowing me i do nothing else but sit here and write a blog at fucken 4:30 in the morning...

NOCTURNALISM HAS HIT ME HARD!!!... ~HOOT HOOT~  O_O

well lets seee i was supposed to blog bout a bday party that happened like YONKERS AGO!!! before exam period started actually.. HAPPY 21st BDAY ELAINE!!!! (for that day)... hehehehhe o_0 here's some pics.. it was at spotswood church.. or the thingy behind the church.. 0_o FOOD WAS AWESOME... MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT... ALSO AWESOME!!. .^_^ 

alright so i dunno what i was doing there... (THE BOYS!)

OMG IT'S LAINY!! (b'day girl)...and yes i dunno what i was doing here either... ehhehe o_0

'A' likes to eat.. and 'J' likes to pose.. (along with all the other guys)...

'A' really likes to eat.. and the rest of us are the ASIAN BSB's... (oh god)...

A + (J x 2) = SEXY!!!

... time for our stroll down the catwalk... shudda seen the clothes fly off me when i stripped... o_0

SEXY BUNCH OF PPLS!!!

OI!!... how did this picture get in... john really does love john..

HAHAHAHHA and so thats my very belated blogging... see the horrors i go through to provide you guys with such wondrous entertainment.. i really hope wondrous is a word.. cause if it isn't.. im gonna feel really stoopid... i'm sure SOMEONE's gonna correct me.. hahahaha ^_^

A Night All Alone...

A love song sung for a million people…
will not easily touch me...
The fundamental standards for romance on these streets are...
"Easy love! Easy come! Easy go!"...

Rather than living in a dream-world... looking towards the future makes more sense to me...
It doesn't seem like my car will be flying through the sky for a while anyway...
And so... I get on the subway again today...
And I pass through the city.. surrounded by a bunch of strangers...

A sweet, sweet…
melody intoxicates me...
With sarcastic lips…
I say I’m feeling fine...
I’m trying as hard as I can...
To pretend I don’t need you...
In the end, you ignore me...
And the tears flow down my cheeks...

That’s why I’m...
Lonely, lonely. It’s so painful...
In nights that seem to be falling apart...
Lonely, lonely, you are the only one…
…who was able to pierce my heart with your original love...

My Epic Comment!!

Forgetting is a difficult thing to do.. (coz it's already entered your semantic memory) and so somtimes.. we aren't able to forget.. we might want to.. but sometimes if you look at it in a different light... a light where it seems okay to have a memory like this.. you may not really want to forget it..

i've tried to do this many times.. and sometimes it works.. other times it doesnt.. when it doesnt.. i seem to keep dreaming bout it.. i've had many dreams recently.. and they always encompass the same 3 people.. im really tired of it.. im really tired of why my mind seems to find my soul even as i sleep..

why cant my mind just rest along side my body? why cant i seem to find sanctuary when i need it the most.. because i've been damaged.. because i wake most mornings.. most nights..(im quite nocturnal).. utterly horrified at what my mind is capable of...

i like to think of people like you and me as boxes.. as people that can take anyones secrets..  listen to them.. share the weight.. and be able to keep them enclosed in us forever.. just for the happiness of others...

we are selfless in that we become happy when the people around us are happy.. everyone else's joy and prosperity seems to come first.. why is that ey?? we're a dying breed.. enjoy the gift that's been given to us..

and one day we will both find what is important to us.. one day we will find what it is that brings the sunlight through our window-to-the-world.. and one day we will find that one really important person..

and so... i had a massive weekend.. tell yah bout it sometime.. with photos and whatnot o_0 ... right now... its 3000 word essay time... 0_o ... (btw i finished watching FMA again)...

tataz... and good luck with exams children...

DEATH REALLY LIKES ME...

so one of my best friend tells me today... 'yeah man.. we all have like 9 lives..' (yes like cats hahaha)... 

'OH REALLY' says i... hehehehhe i guess i've lost quite a few of mine already... for example.. TODAY...!!!

was riding in footscray.. on hopkins st.. most of yah know it.. main street.. that has like dong ba.. and pho chu the.. and huong vuong.. and shit like that.. hehehhee.. yeah well i was going relatively fast on me bike... and then..

a MOFO.. in a parked car.. opened his door right in front of me.. and of course i couldnt stop in time.. sooo i swerved... smashed into it.. and fell onto the road... where the first car slid to the side to avoid hitting me.. and the car behind that.. came to halt just before hitting me... WOOHOO!!.. failed to tag me yet again death.. heheheh ^_^

and yeah i say again.. because this isnt the first time thats happened.. i was on me bike in front of city baths (swanston st)... and this time it was totally my bad... i think the chain came off coz i was pedalling to hard.. or sumthing.. then i stacked it.. coz was going to fast again.. fell onto road.. and lucky there were no cars close enough to hit me.. hahahahha...

another interesting fact bout me... is... i was a still born... welll not exactly.. but when i was born.. i wasnt breathing.. and so they had to rip out the apparatus.. and shove it down into me lungs.. to start em up... didnt breathe for a whole 5 mins... ADUHHHH... no wonder me so stooooopid ~gahhh~... ehheheh o_0

and finally... prolly the worst encounter with my buddy 'death'... i wasnt old enough to witness this one either.. but i was still a wee lad (1-2 yo).. when the chaos was unleashed upon my poor mother... =P~...

she found me in my cot.. arched back... only head and feet still touching the cushion in the cot...

eyes open.. but only sclera was visible.. i.e. no iris or pupils...

internal body temp... 42 degrees celcius.. (anything above 37.. is a fever.. at 42.. my insides woulda been literally melting..)...

she knew i would die if it kept going... so she carried me outside into the cold.. and took off my clothes and started throwing cold water on me.. i began to cool down.. and after a while my body temp went back to normal... lucky me huh??? (i love my mummy <3333)...   

well i told son (best friend)... i guess that means i only got 5 lives left ey??....

hahahhah and dw death... we'll play again soon... good luck for next time

0_o    o_0    0_o    o_0

on a happier note.. what you guys think of me tattoo... (on sexy back hehehe ^_^)...

if you guys think nahhhhh... then gimme a good design quick ^_^ i'm in for some masochism... hahahahha jk jk!! 

and to all... i bid you a fond adieu..

Currently Listening Cupid's Chokehold Cupid's Chokehold see related

METABOLISM!!!

the good old days of yr 12 bio... (in yr 11) hahahahhaha metabolism.. the production of ATP through some kidney bean shaped thingy with lotsa folds... some shit like that... ^_^

nowadays.. when we say metabolism.. it runs more along the lines of..

WTF?!?!? when did i get so fucken fat?? damn fucken shit metabolism.. !*#$^!#&#%&% ^_^

here i am always boasting bout my metabolism.. hahahha and having other guys get jealous of me... *cough collin cough*.... hahahahhaha... soooo i decided to put it to the test... just for fun.. (im one bored son-of-a-gun)

Yesterday... 76kgs....

brekkie... chocloate.. a milk chocolate tray... btw.. i didnt choose to eat this.. just couldnt find anything better.. hahahhaha

lunch... more than half a family feast (KFC)... i.e. 5 pieces of chicken.. 1 large chips.. 3/4 of a large coleslaw.. 1/2 a large gravy.. and around 600ml of mountain dew... ^_^

dinner...  com tam bi suong truong..

midnight snack... MACCAZ... (3am at st.albans.. delahay-ish) hehehehe

Today... 75kgs...

brekkie... no brekkie...

lunch... with alex and son and cat and lisa... at UMAGO'S... (FUCKEN AWESOME RESTAURANT)...  i'd take any of my friends there at least once.. heheheh yeah so.. ummm 10 slices of pizza... oh god that was good.. chilli con carne.. and pollo... ~drools~.... had to the get energy up.. rode bike home.. from brunswick st..

dinner.. 4 mango weis bars and apple mango juice... (yeah i know... not very good..)

midnight snack.. (just before)... 3 bowls of fried rice... this thing from the viet bakery.. i cant put my finger on the name though.. its like bao thit so.. (OR SUMTHING LIKE THAT... damn my shitty viet.. but supposedly its a french appetiser) hehehehe.. some canh chua.. (which im allergic too in large quantities.. but was just too hungry to give a fuck) ... 1 piece of kfc left over from yesterday.. and 2 pistachios .. hahahhha

aight brb.. going to weigh myself again now... 76kgs!!!.... o_0.... hahahhahahhaha fast metabolism to the ultra mega motherfucking max.. hehehhe or as i've been told.. i eat like a fucken horse...!!

i may be boasting now.. but in the future i betcha im gonna lose my speedy metabolism.. and grow fat.. and then sit there.. and then get just a lil bit fatter.. then one day i'll let myself go.. and then GG!!... FATTY BOOMBA!!! hehehehhehe ^_^

a msg to everyone.. DON'T STOP EATING... I WON'T...  hahahahhahaaaha ^_^

"i know im young... but if i had to choose her or the sun..

i'd be one nocturnal son-of-a-gun"

Currently Listening Step Up By Original Soundtrack 2. Get Up Ciara featuring Chamillionaire see related

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DO THIS AT HOME!! 0_o

IF QUEEZY DO NOT LOOK DOWN ANY FURTHER!! o_0

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED... HAVE A NICE DAY!! ^_^

okie.. so i got the pictures and some extra random ones too...

and i gotta say... i think 'sexy' has been following me around all my life..

i just havent noticed it till now... hahahaha

and of course that means im also bringing it back!!!

GRRR.. damn on going debate about who's bringing what back.. and who has a sexy back.. o_0

I'VE GOT BOTH AIGHT?!?!?!?

see that big red pimple i got on my face.... T__T.. (melb uni archi building)

dw.. it's just a red hello kitty stamp!! o_0.. (not that makes anymore of a man..but yeah ^_^ )

FUCK YOU!!! tony's new place.. getting ready to go krispy kremes at 2 am...

mmmmm.. donut... ~droools~...

i hope she doesnt screw up my hair... ^_^

TADAAA!! (dont ask me bout the white thing around my neck... they said it was necessary..)

nahhh it turned out alright.. looked better when it dried.. ^_^ (reddish-brown)

push up contest with anna.. notice she was on her knees.. and i have purple nails.. double handicap.. and i still won mwuahahahaha 0_o

what you doing with that nail polish??!?!?!? AHHHHH... (no.. it was me who wanted them painted..)

purple... o_0 <3

tony likes it b/w ma legs..

eye liner... 0_o...

told yah not to look down.. eye shadow.. and.. wait mascara was on other eye.. hahahaha o_0..

pancake parlour doncaster!!

me trying to concentrate while driving.. with bright flashes of light in me face...

ahhhhh screw it.. i can drive w/o looking!! ^_^ hehehehe

after seeing penguin at st.kilda beach.. ^_^ (3 sexy backs!!)

and yeap.. thats bout all i got for now hehehehe.. told yah..

IM BRINGING SEXY BACK!!!